OK this is from my wife...She demanded that i post it and it is pretty funny.

For any wife, girlfriend, mother . . . 

Its day 4 of this years holiday vacation and your husband/boyfriend/friend has tinkered with the car, cluttered up your house, and played xbox for 1 too many hours. . . You are ready to get him out of the house but don't want to cause a jolly disagree. . .MEET the best gift you can give yourself! A guilt free pass to get your man out of the house - KLUCKR WINGMAN GIFT BOX! With a hall pass to get the kids involved if needed:)He gets out of the house, kids are to bed. . .maybe you can grab a book and a bath and have an evening to yourself and he'll think you're doing all out of the kindness of your heart (with a smile). Its not about wings- its about a peace of mind for you:)

XOTorch's Wife