Mysteriously it seems only one person ascended into heaven at 6pm on Saturday.
Thats right, not surprisingly, it was our mascot torch.
In an effort to find truly the BEST wings anywhere…he decided to up the ante in every sense of the word. Torch did all the right things, including but not limited to, eating his veggies with a side of Blue Cheese, making his bed, thanking his waiter or waitress everytime a plate of hot delicious wings was placed in front of him, forgiving those who had mediocre wings and tried to pass them off as great wings. He was truly a most generous bird.
Yes he did all the right things and ascended on Saturday at 6. He was back at 6:07! Apparently, in heaven, they don’t let you eat wings with your hands!!! This is a deal breaker in Torch’s book. Any suggestions where he could find eternal spicy wings he could eat with his hands?
Posted by Torch on 05/23/2011