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As a wing lover I like to think that I am not just a hot wing eating machine, but someone that appreciates the finer things. And, in this case I want to recognize the beautiful ladies that grace the walks of wingdom.

Hot Wing Waitresses

Not only do they bring us the fried goodness that we love, but they add that extra bit of spice and fun that adds to any great wing experience.

Hot Waitresses For All

Why, in recognition of our up-coming Nation's Big Day on the 4th of July, I also want to point out that even Captain America is not impervious to the scorching heat of some of these beautiful, charming barmaids. Check it out:

Captain America and the fire

Last, but not least, a few more of our beloved Wing-Toting Women that make our days that much brighter! Have a Happy 4th Y'all. Torch out! 

Hot Waitress

Wing Waitress Galore

So my fellow Kluckrs, like our beloved buffalo wings, I like to celebrate certain timeless mainstays
that continue to rock hard decade after decade. In this case, I am referring to Atari and their now
4 decades of Video Game goodness!

Atari 40th Anniversary Logo

Even if this was out way before you were born, there is no denying the fun that can be had playing Pong,
Pac Man, Joust and many more of their legendary titles on the always popular Atari 2600. Why I believe that 
given the choice Pac Man would've definitely munched on something much better. Any ideas?

Pac Man WIng Munchin' 

Yes, wings my friends. So in honor of Atari's 40 why not break out an Atari if it
is still hidden away in the attic, grab a few dozen fried hot wings and let the competition
heat up! I think we all know the games and like it or not would have a blast playing them.
So I am about to blast some Space Invaders out of the sky like they were trying to go for 
my batch of buffalo's finest. So game on everyone, it's time to celebrate in old school style!
Atari games and joysticks 

Okay Guys, I will keep this simple. When I say wine rack you may not think cool, but check this out:

 

Transformer's Wine Rack

 

Someone built it and had it on Craigs List or Ebay. $6,000 cool, well...it depends on what the wallet's feelin' like.
But, does it rock all other Mother Kluckin' wine racks...OH HELL YES! Innovative Transformer building man, we salute you! Okay, Torch out!

 

For all those who don't know, Lebron james and the Miami Heat owned the courts and became this year's NBA Champions.
Now, you may not know, but I torch am not a die-hard basketball fan. But...when THE HEAT is on I am definitely going to
give a fine-feathered salute! Like a Ghost Chili or a Trinidad Moruga Scorpion, Lebron brought the fire!

Lebron and the fire

Now I've got one last thing to say and then I will include a little victory dance in honor of THE HEAT! First, I saw a joke and now
that THE HEAT is victorious, I think a lot of people may be whistling a different tone. The joke was:

Why does Lebron James only eat boneless wings? Because he tends to choke.

Sorry guys, no choking at the finale of this season. THE HEAT was on fire and that includes the man Lebron. And now, for the victory dance...

The Victory Dance

When asked if he liked it, this was Lebron's reaction! Once again the world sees that sometimes you just gotta love THE HEAT!

Lebron is Excited

Once again, I Torch have come across some Mother Kluckin' killer wing-themed goodness. If you're like me, you may find those times where you really want to bust out with some cutting-edge fashion, A.K.A. Supa-Hot Wing Wear, but you may not have come across the right look at your local mall or men's store. Well now you're in luck because I am here today with a few fashionable finds for him and her along with some other great house and holiday items.

 

First, lets start at the top (which would be your head of course). Check these wing bedecked beauties out along with another more classic hat style:Ladies Hot Head FashionsRetro Wing Hat

Of course we have to go straight from HEAD to TOE! So check out these his and here Wing Kicks from Adidas:

His Winged Basketball Shoes from AdidasHot Wing Shoes for her by Adidas

Last but not least, we will finish off with a few other hot gift ideas. First, of course earrings for your favorite lady!

Wing Earrings for Her

And finally we will wrap this fashion forward report by Torch with house warming and/or holiday time gifts for the host or hostest with the mostest!

Yes this is what it looks like: Wing Hand Soap. And for Merrier Days you may want to deck your halls, trees, or anywhere with this!

Wing Hand SoapWing Decoration